Recruitment Drive

Mom: So, do we actually have to help this guy kill the gang leader?

Me: Well no, we don’t HAVE to, but—

Mom: Because you know I’m not about that kind of thing.

Me: I’m just gonna say this much. This is a dangerous mission, and the main point of the game is to make your team as strong as possible so that they can get through it.

Mom: Pff, I don’t need a team.

Me: I’m just sayin’.

Mom: Fine. Here we go. Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker, and Jim Beam. Those are the only people I need on my team.

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