Mom: So, do we actually have to help this guy kill the gang leader?
Me: Well no, we don’t HAVE to, but—
Mom: Because you know I’m not about that kind of thing.
Me: I’m just gonna say this much. This is a dangerous mission, and the main point of the game is to make your team as strong as possible so that they can get through it.
Mom: Pff, I don’t need a team.
Me: I’m just sayin’.
Mom: Fine. Here we go. Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker, and Jim Beam. Those are the only people I need on my team.