Design Flaws

Back on the Normandy, Miranda and Jacob are arguing about what to do with the krogan.

Me: Sounds like Miranda doesn’t want to wake up the test-tube krogan.

Mom: Then we are poppin’ that sucker open right away.

Miranda frowns and says she hopes we know what we’re doing.

Mom: See, why does Miranda get a sexy outfit? She gets pretty hair, and sexy clothes, this is bullshit.

Dad: No fart vent though.

Me: No, no fart vent. It’s a skin-tight bodysuit.

Dad: So when she farts it’s trapped and slowly floats up and out her neck hole where she’s got to smell it.

Posted 1 year ago
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Tagged: Bioware, Mass Effect 2, Mom, Dad, Moms are jealous of Miranda, Dads really know how to class up the place, .
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    LMFAO it’s funny cuz the mom really doesn’t like Miranda… But I do!!
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    I actually just spent 4 minutes giggling at this. “fart vent” hahaha
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    So when she farts its trapped and slowly floats up and out her neck hole where she’s got to smell it.
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