Me: So Miranda and Jacob both have something they’d like to speak with us about.

Mom: Bleh.

Me: We also have a message coming in.

Mom: Let’s check that.

It’s a call coming in from Admiral Hackett, that old douchebag we blew off in the last game. He tells us that a covert operative and personal friend of his has been imprisoned on a remote batarian colony, convicted of terrorist charges. She was investigating evidence of a possible Reaper invasion, so it’s an extremely urgent matter.

Mom: Yeah we’ll look into it, I guess.

Me: Do you want to see what Jacob wants to talk to you about?

Mom: Aw yeah, let’s go get some Hot Chocolate.

Me: Alright.

Mom: We’re not talking to Miranda though. I don’t want to help her with anything.

Me: I figured as much.