As I fight through to the Geth Colossus, Geth explode and make their weird dial-up modem roars.
Dad: Those sound like alien farts.
Me: They’re robots.
Dad: Robot farts then.
Me: …Can robots fart?
Dad: Well sure, if they have methane to discharge.
Me: So like car exhaust is the fart of a car.
Dad: Is car exhaust methane?
Me: Well I guess not, it’s carbon monoxide.
Dad: Yeah, it’s the same thing we exhale. We don’t call exhaling farting.
Me: No, we exhale carbon dioxide.
Me: I think it’s pretty humano-centric of you to insist that farts have to be primarily methane-based.
Dad: If it’s not methane it’s not a fart. End of story.