The First Trial

We’re instructed to wait at the keystone, and survive whatever is thrown at us.

First the krogan conquered Tuchanka, and mastered a natural world only we are fit to rule!

Dad: Honey, have we unpacked a mixer yet?

Mom: Y… yes, why?

Dad: I want to make a Frostee.

Mom: What with like, ice cream and milk?

Me: We don’t have any milk.

Dad: I’m gonna mix some vanilla ice cream with chocolate pudding.

Mom: …If… you really have to, then yes, the mixer’s in the closet.

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