Bogarting
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Man these updates just get further and further apart.
Me: Martin Sheen wants to talk to us.
Mom: Nah.
Me: We don’t have a choice.
We head into the comm room and dial up The Illusive Man. He takes a long drag on a cigarette.
Mom: He’s got a joint!
Me: It’s a cigarette.
Mom: It’s a joint.
The Illusive Man tells us that the Turians have managed to disable a Collector vessel, and that we should head there to investigate it before the Turian backup arrives.
Mom: Look at his eyes! And you’re trying to tell me that’s not a joint.
Me: He’s got robot eyes.
Mom: He’s stoned!
Me: Anyway, what do you want to say to him.
Mom: Give me a drag!
Me: …You can’t do that.
Mom: Well shit.
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