We gather the crew in the meeting room to discuss what we’ve learned about the dead Reaper. Miranda takes her position at Shepard’s right hand.
Mom: What the hell is she doing here.
Me: She’s still your first officer.
Mom: She’s a bitch.
EDI’s data-mining reveals that the Collector homeworld is located in the galactic core, a hazardous, chaotic zone filled with black holes and exploding suns. Extreme precision will be needed to go there without instantly being killed. We’re now faced with a choice: keep building our team, or set out to get the IFF.
Mom: We’re ready, let’s do this.
Miranda thinks that we should take as much time as possible to prepare.
Mom: Who told her she could talk? Hey bitch, the sewer called! They want their whore back!
Dad: Is that Michael Jackson?
Mom: Oh my God she does look like Michael Jackson!
Dad: You should tell her to beat it
Mom: It’s black, it’s white.
They continue in this manner for about three minutes.
Me: Are you two finished?
Mom: Yeah, yeah fine.
Me: So do you want to go after the IFF or continue preparing like Miranda wants?
Mom: Whatever Miranda wants, I want to do the opposite.
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