Hot Chocolate

Before heading for the derelict Reaper, we decide to check in on Jacob. He’s in a sober mood after the experience on the Collector ship. We talk with him about what happened with his father, and he tells us to forget about it, that he’d rather focus on the present, like us or the mission.

Mom: Tell me more about me.

Jacob laughs. He’s attracted to us, but doesn’t want anything serious. He’s looking for a casual fling.

Mom: …Why would I want anything serious?

Mom cements her relationship with Jacob and I am secretly sad that she didn’t screw up two romances in a row.

Dad: Tell him that you want him to touch your boob.

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