Me: So, last time we recruited Grunt, your… test-tube brother.

Mom: Yep.

Me: So he’s part of your squad now.

Mom: He’s part of my FAMILY.

We head up to the Galaxy Map, when Kelly tells us that Illusive Man is contacting us in the comm room. He informs us that the colony on Horizon is currently being attacked by Collectors, and that if we hurry we should be able to catch them in the act and maybe even stop them. He also tells us that Kaidan is on the planet.

Me: Sounds like your old boyfriend is on this world.

Mom: So.

Me: …What happened to seducing him and stealing his money.

Mom: I’ll get around to it. But he blew his chance, I’m all about the Dark Chocolate now.

Me: I thought you renamed him Hot Chocolate.

Mom: Oh yeah.