Mom: I don’t understand, what did I do wrong that they’re mad at me?
Me: You didn’t do anything wrong, they’re screwing you over.
Mom: Oh. Those jerks.
Me: Also, at this point you would be getting a pep-talk from Kaidan if you hadn’t screwed up the romance.
Mom: I told you ONE THING at the start of this. “Make him hot for me.” And did you do it? No.
Me: I can’t change what decisions you make!
Mom: Whatever. That just means I don’t have to be nice to him, either.
Joker calls us on the intercom to tell us that Anderson wants to meet us at the bar.
Mom: I’ll just get with Joker instead.
Me: I’m impressed that you even know that his name is Joker.