As we continue to pursue Jack, we run into Warden Kuril. We make quick work of him and move on.

A cutscene shows Jack biotically tearing a group of guards to shreds.

Mom: She’s kind of a badass.

Me: See? She’s not so bad.

Mom just glares at me.

We finally catch up to Jack. She’s figured out that we’re with Cerberus, and is extremely distrustful of us. We manage to convince her to come with us since we’ve got the only way off of the exploding space station.

Back on the Normandy, Jack and Miranda immediately start bickering.

Me: See? Jack hates Miranda too.

Mom: Alright!

Mom claps her hands.

Me: See? That’s two women in a row that you like.

Mom: Jack’s pretty cool but I’m only putting up with the thief girl for the drinks.

We jump back on the Normandy and head straight for the Port Observation Deck, where Kasumi’s set up.

Me: See? Check it out. Kasumi’s set up a bar on our ship. All the alcohol you want.

Mom: Are you sure? Because last time you told me I could get a drink you got us killed!

Me: I didn’t do that, the bartender did! And besides, we only ALMOST got killed. Anyway, do you want the blue liquor or the pink liquor?

Mom: The pink is a Cosmopolitan. Go for it.

Me: Do you want to mix the blue one in with it?

Mom: No, I just want the Cosmopolitan. It’s a lady’s drink.

Shepard downs it in one gulp.

Mom: …Of course she didn’t DRINK it like a lady.

Me: Do you want another?

Mom: Hell yeah!

We proceed to have several drinks.

Mom: Alright, as long as she keeps letting us steal her booze the thief is okay.

Me: She also wants us to help with an Ocean’s Eleven-style heist.

Mom: I guess that’s KINDA neat.