We continue to fight through the Geth to meet up with the Quarian squad that’s guarding Tali. By the time we make it there, the only one left is a commando named Kal’Reegar.

Me: This guy is voiced by Adam Baldwin.

Mom: He is?

Dad: That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. Ohhh, you should by this game! It features a character voiced by Adam Baldwin. Who cares?

Mom: Wait, Adam Baldwin? I thought it was Alec Baldwin.

Me: This is Alec Baldwin’s brother.

Mom: Never heard of him.

Me: Tali is asking us to keep him safe for her, but he’s offering to basically sacrifice himself to keep us safe. Do you want to take him up on that?

Mom: Of course!

Me: Okay. I think if we get through this area fast enough he’ll survive anyway… which probably means you want me to go slow.

Dad: Take your time! I want to see this sucker fry.

Mom: Ha! Now you’re learning how to play this game!