An Alliance soldier enters our cell. Shepard identifies him as James Vega. He tells us that Admiral Anderson wants to speak with us.
Anderson: You look good Shepard.
Mom: Damn straight I do.
Thankfully (for Anderson) she talks over the crack about Shepard gaining some weight.
Anderson explains the situation. A massive force has been picked up by Earth’s detection system, moving at an incredible speed toward the human homeworld. No one’s come out and said it yet, but there’s only one possible explanation: The Reapers are here, and they’re gunning for Earth.
Mom: What, they lock me up and then they think I’m gonna help them out of their problem? Fat chance buddy. Let’s go hit the bar.
As we head to the central command room, we walk past Kaidan.
Me: It’s Kaidan!
Mom: Stay put Hotpants, I’ll be back in a minute.
Me: Are you still planning to kill him?
Mom: Of course!